Comments on: My top 10 amusing search phrases

By: Lorinator

Lorinator — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:40:52 +0000

jomaheux: Not no. 1 for tinfoil hats? Have to do some quick SEO and change that!

JP: I’ve no idea what a “frantic” vibrato would actually sound like…hmmm….

Laurie: I admire your restraint! Just hope it was a compliment, whatever it was.

By: Laurie Monk

Laurie Monk — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:13:11 +0000

OK I checked my searches for Lori referencs

40 – lori linstruth born
118- lori linstruth leave sop
181- lori buono
279- “andy gavin” “lori linstruth”
last one edited for reasons of decency
418- “lori linstruth” ***** ****

By: JP Stratoblogster

JP Stratoblogster — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:23:28 +0000

My search phrases are no where near that cool…

#9 is obviously my favorite– though it should be clarified that “frantic” describes the listener.

JP
Your favorite “Vibratee”

By: jomaheux

jomaheux — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:28:58 +0000

Hi Lori and everyone!

I just tried to get to your website by typing ‘tinfoil hat’(this is NOT how i found about you in the first place thought).Didn’t find it unless i typed ‘tinfoil hat Lori’ where your site was the fourth one listed.

I didn’t know that so many people were into that tinfoil thing…

Type to you later,

Jomaheux.

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:34:20 +0000

Lori: great idea!

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:24:30 +0000

ha ha haa!
That’s the funniest stuff I’ve seen all week!
Butt plag LOL

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:23:09 +0000

I some times search for female guitarist as well, but the only people who come up (at least with out a days worth of digging) are you, Nori Bucci, and some Japanese girl, but none of them are as funny as you.

By: Lorinator

Lorinator — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:11:11 +0000

Maarten: I agree: webstats can be fun! The ones above were only for the last 30 days or so; one rainy day I’ll have to go back through the archives. Who knows what merriment may be lurking!

Chen: Ewww, that emo girl thing was a joke, right? As for my height, I’m 6′ tall with my Slutty Rock Boots (TM) on. 5′8″ (173cm) without. Far too tall to have such a useless mutant pinkie :p

Kristof: I am pretty sure the Maestro (he likes it when I call him that) will understand without my having to invoke my awesome computer mind melding tactics.

Joe: Nothing wrong with that! Now, if you were searching for “naked female guitarists with huge racks,” then I might raise an eyebrow.

Mps: Cool about the Wikipedia! Most of my referrers are from Google. Lots of queries that you might expect (lori linstruth, female guitarists, stream of passion, etc.). Since posting the arpeggio vids I’ve been getting a fair amount from Stumble upon. Noticeable traffic surges usually come from various guitar forums. These forum threads nearly always start with some guy declaring his love (awwww) or praising my playing, which gets a few agreements before all the haters chime in and bash me in every detail. To be honest, the first few times it really upset me. Then I realized that the animosity had everything to do with THEM, and nothing to do with ME.

Ian: Thanks very much for the lovely compliment! I do have plans to make some music with LOTS more guitar in it, but I don’t like to talk much about future projects until they’re close to completion. Anyway, knowing that at least one person would want to hear more helps for the inspiration. Thanks!

By: ian

ian — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:56:38 +0000

lol
Lori Linstruth, you are very funny and one of my favorite guitar players (top 5, numbah one being john petrucci). I love you’re arepggios to death.
Is there any possibility you could join a band where you just solo 24/7? Please do that.

By: Mps

Mps — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:52:29 +0000

Hahahahaha, that’s kind of weird.

Lori, you could make another post talking about the referers to your site.

(In my case I got here through Wikipedia)