Due to certain gender-specific anatomical limitations, I'll have to take his word about the peanut butter thing: http://www.globaldomination.se/reviews/guilt-machine-on-this-perfect-day

Chain letters suck. We hate chain letters. If you hate them too but want to break them with a clear conscience and no risk of supernatural repercussions, Dave Seah's Certificate of Chain Letter Nullification is just what you need!

Spinal Tap is funny because it reflects the (oftentimes agonizingly cheesy) reality of heavy rock and metal. These three videos, which we can only assume were done in all seriousness, prove it.

Yngwie who? shirts, with a humorous twist.